Tunminvad is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, slow guinea pig.

Tunminvad created time and space nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tunminvad, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tunminvad, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Tunminvad's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Tunminvad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.

4. Never sing near ants.

5. Do not shave your chest.