Listgomtun is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, pitiless dragonfly.

Listgomtun created silver five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Listgomtun, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Listgomtun, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Listgomtun's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Listgomtun's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always help squirrels in need.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.