Pomfungof Weg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, fussy centaur.

Pomfungof Weg created the planet Earth eight million years ago.

If you believe in Pomfungof Weg, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pomfungof Weg, she will manifest in front of you.

Pomfungof Weg's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Pomfungof Weg's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Pomfungof Weg.

2. Erect five gold sculptures of Pomfungof Weg on top of important buildings.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Run away from magenta cats, for they are unholy.