Bunlogkap is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, confident giraffe.

Bunlogkap created the Virgo Supercluster eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bunlogkap, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bunlogkap, he will send you a sign.

Bunlogkap's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Bunlogkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat cherries.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not keep three otters in a large pit.

5. Never run near snakes.