Nakgepbincap is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, cheerful zebra.

Nakgepbincap created the universe two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakgepbincap, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nakgepbincap, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Nakgepbincap's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Nakgepbincap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Do not wear indigo clothing.

5. Never eat bark.