Vidfigbess is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, calm slug.

Vidfigbess created an electron nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vidfigbess, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vidfigbess, it will come to you in dreams.

Vidfigbess' most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Vidfigbess' Holy Commandments

1. Always share wheat with strangers, but never with voles.

2. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

3. Erect nine iron sculptures of Vidfigbess on top of important buildings.

4. Do not study the inheritance of acquired characteristics on holy days.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.