Misominmotbonk is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, slow rhinoceros.

Misominmotbonk created bats four years ago.

If you believe in Misominmotbonk, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Misominmotbonk, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Misominmotbonk's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Misominmotbonk's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat nuts.

2. Erect four aluminium sculptures of Misominmotbonk on top of important buildings.

3. Always help sick monkeys.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.