Babrullbag is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, omnipotent squirrel.

Babrullbag created tapeworms four years ago.

If you believe in Babrullbag, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Babrullbag, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Babrullbag's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Babrullbag's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. You must pray to Babrullbag four times a day.

3. Always help mites in need.

4. Run away if nine seals approach from the east.

5. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.