Dobweepod is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, generous shark.

Dobweepod created the planet Jupiter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobweepod, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dobweepod, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Dobweepod's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Dobweepod's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into cyan rooms.

2. Never wear jumpers.

3. Dobweepod loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always wear pink.
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