Hanflishan is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, confident crow.

Hanflishan created the Tadpole Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hanflishan, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hanflishan, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Hanflishan's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Hanflishan's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Hanflishan's priests.

2. You must never eat onions.

3. Never think ill of sick birds.

4. Always help voles.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.