Bafsanzan is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, impressive dove.

Bafsanzan created the Whirlpool Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bafsanzan, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bafsanzan, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Bafsanzan's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Bafsanzan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.

2. Run away if nine nematodes approach from the east.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Feed all hungry dolphins.

5. Never think about asteroids.