Yoklooppin is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, calm bat.

Yoklooppin created matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yoklooppin, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Yoklooppin, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Yoklooppin's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Yoklooppin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat strawberries.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.