Manfubmab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, vain raccoon.

Manfubmab created parasitic wasps nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Manfubmab, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Manfubmab, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Manfubmab's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Manfubmab's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear cyan.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Put Manfubmab first in all things.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.