Nuttquaggov is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, tranquil wyvern.

Nuttquaggov created humanity seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nuttquaggov, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nuttquaggov, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Nuttquaggov's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Nuttquaggov's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. You must never eat figs.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.