Looploophen is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, egotistical ant.

Looploophen created the Sun two billion years ago.

If you believe in Looploophen, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Looploophen, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Looploophen's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Looploophen's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Worship no other gods but Looploophen.

3. Manatees are not to be trusted.

4. Never eat beans.

5. Never write about gravity.