Yikflyrak is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, humorless squirrel.

Yikflyrak created carbon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yikflyrak, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yikflyrak, it will turn you into a slug.

Yikflyrak's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Yikflyrak's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Yikflyrak.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

3. Always help mice.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never talk about snakes.