Bod Tabbemqueeggatgongidlakgig is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, sapient crow.

Bod Tabbemqueeggatgongidlakgig created Africa seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bod Tabbemqueeggatgongidlakgig, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Bod Tabbemqueeggatgongidlakgig, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Bod Tabbemqueeggatgongidlakgig's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Bod Tabbemqueeggatgongidlakgig's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never wear purple rings.

3. Do not hurt snails.

4. Do not take Bod Tabbemqueeggatgongidlakgig's name in vain.

5. Erect nine aluminium sculptures of Bod Tabbemqueeggatgongidlakgig on top of important buildings.