Bepdamvidbif is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, all-knowing lizard.

Bepdamvidbif created the planet Earth nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bepdamvidbif, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bepdamvidbif, it will turn you into a rat.

Bepdamvidbif's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Bepdamvidbif's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt turtles.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Bepdamvidbif on top of all buildings.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Always help sick hamsters.