Pakrilcim is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, merciful mink.

Pakrilcim created a bottom quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Pakrilcim, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pakrilcim, she will try to impress you with trees.

Pakrilcim's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Pakrilcim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond six during ceremonies.

2. Do not step barefoot upon blue earth.

3. Never speak aloud of numbers.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics.

5. Never allow geese to sleep beneath your roof.