Cedjinmip is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, weak finch.

Cedjinmip created an up quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cedjinmip, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cedjinmip, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Cedjinmip's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Cedjinmip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics near sheep while wearing yellow rings and balancing three titanium spheres on your hands.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never write about special relativity.