Cenragwik is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, bad-tempered narwhal.

Cenragwik created the universe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cenragwik, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cenragwik, she will boil you in a big pot.

Cenragwik's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Cenragwik's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never talk about mice.

4. Do not wear mauve clothing.

5. Worship no other gods but Cenragwik.