Cub Yartnurlcem Cutonttarg is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, astonishing cobra.

Cub Yartnurlcem Cutonttarg created the universe two years ago.

If you believe in Cub Yartnurlcem Cutonttarg, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Cub Yartnurlcem Cutonttarg, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Cub Yartnurlcem Cutonttarg's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Cub Yartnurlcem Cutonttarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt ants.

2. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

3. Never feed figs to snakes while wearing coats.

4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Cub Yartnurlcem Cutonttarg on top of all buildings.

5. Do not contemplate electromagnetism during the night.