Gednakcidvigwoncadzoglag is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, generous squid.

Gednakcidvigwoncadzoglag created silver twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gednakcidvigwoncadzoglag, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gednakcidvigwoncadzoglag, he will not care.

Gednakcidvigwoncadzoglag's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Gednakcidvigwoncadzoglag's Holy Commandments

1. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gednakcidvigwoncadzoglag.

3. Swans are not to be trusted.

4. Do not hurt ants.

5. Do not dye your hair white.