Bellyartab is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, stupid sheep.

Bellyartab created dark matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellyartab, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bellyartab, he will laugh at you.

Bellyartab's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Bellyartab's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bellyartab.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Do not wear yellow clothing.

5. Never think about dark matter.