Vigjipcap is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, omnipotent clam.

Vigjipcap created the world six million years ago.

If you believe in Vigjipcap, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Vigjipcap, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Vigjipcap's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Vigjipcap's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never write about chlorophyll.

3. Vigjipcap loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.

4. Never mention badgers.

5. Always pray immersed in water.