Arfnullflan is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, clever otter.

Arfnullflan created an up quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Arfnullflan, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Arfnullflan, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Arfnullflan's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Arfnullflan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory near geese while wearing cyan tights.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Always look after injured aardvarks.