Libbogflab is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, passionate lizard.

Libbogflab created viruses five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Libbogflab, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Libbogflab, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Libbogflab's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Libbogflab's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never feed peas to swans while wearing scarves.

4. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.

5. Never eat bark.