Lipbegnegbiss is a god.

It takes the form of a large, astonishing toad.

Lipbegnegbiss created the Andromeda Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lipbegnegbiss, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Lipbegnegbiss, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Lipbegnegbiss' most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Lipbegnegbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of snails.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Lipbegnegbiss.

3. Always obey Lipbegnegbiss' priests.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Never eat wheat.