Veenwotshav is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, awesome coyote.

Veenwotshav created water four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Veenwotshav, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Veenwotshav, she will turn you into a worm.

Veenwotshav's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Veenwotshav's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into orange rooms.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not eat strawberries.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.