Bomsandsig is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, resourceful wombat.

Bomsandsig created the universe nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomsandsig, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Bomsandsig, she will destroy your favourite star.

Bomsandsig's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Bomsandsig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

4. Never talk about voles.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.