Mislimbid Mutnarlargnulgomkab Larntam is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, merciless rat.

Mislimbid Mutnarlargnulgomkab Larntam created a down quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Mislimbid Mutnarlargnulgomkab Larntam, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mislimbid Mutnarlargnulgomkab Larntam, she will turn you into a hamster.

Mislimbid Mutnarlargnulgomkab Larntam's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Mislimbid Mutnarlargnulgomkab Larntam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics near porpoises while wearing brown rings.

2. Do not hurt ducks.

3. Never prepare tomatoes during autumn.

4. Never think about dark matter.

5. You must pray to Mislimbid Mutnarlargnulgomkab Larntam four times a day.