Rengodbep is a god.

It takes the form of a small, humane hare.

Rengodbep created humankind two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rengodbep, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rengodbep, it will come to you in dreams.

Rengodbep's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Rengodbep's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to sloth.

2. Never feed strawberries to pigs while wearing shoes.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never think about quantum field theory near swans while wearing pink stockings and balancing four platinum spheres on your legs.

5. Never think ill of sick bats.