Queegvadrak is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, all-knowing dog.

Queegvadrak created Asia two million years ago.

If you believe in Queegvadrak, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Queegvadrak, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Queegvadrak's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Queegvadrak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about enzymes.

2. Erect a giant green sculpture of Queegvadrak in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never write about nucleic acids.

4. Pray only in shadows.

5. Do not eat figs.