Pibgesscep Narlxenjan is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, almighty dragon.

Pibgesscep Narlxenjan created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibgesscep Narlxenjan, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Pibgesscep Narlxenjan, he will torture you forever.

Pibgesscep Narlxenjan's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Pibgesscep Narlxenjan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt squirrels.

2. Never feed melons to snails while wearing boots.

3. Never write about chlorophyll.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.