Lanwiksand is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, self-confident mongoose.

Lanwiksand created humanity eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lanwiksand, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Lanwiksand, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Lanwiksand's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Lanwiksand's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

3. Never sing in the presence of birds.

4. Never think ill of sick tapirs.

5. Always act with purity when addressing priests.