Logdumlog is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, quiet wasp.

Logdumlog created the solar system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Logdumlog, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Logdumlog, it will turn you into a plant.

Logdumlog's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Logdumlog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about chlorophyll.

2. Never eat garlic.

3. Hide from turquoise otters for they are unholy.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Logdumlog.