Logdumlog is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly large, quiet
wasp.
Logdumlog created the solar system four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Logdumlog, it will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Logdumlog, it will turn you into a plant.
Logdumlog's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.
Logdumlog's Holy Commandments1. Never think about chlorophyll.
2. Never eat garlic.
3. Hide from turquoise otters for they are unholy.
4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Logdumlog.