Gepdobwap is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, flying pigeon.

Gepdobwap created the universe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gepdobwap, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gepdobwap, he will send minions to preach to you.

Gepdobwap's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Gepdobwap's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight pigs approach from the east.

2. Never wear brown coats.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism near snakes while wearing white shirts.

4. Learn three new languages a year.

5. Always help sick whales.