Bomcedflat is a god.
He takes the form of a very fat, overgenerous
eagle.
Bomcedflat created silver seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Bomcedflat, he will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Bomcedflat, he will refuse to believe in you.
Bomcedflat's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.
Bomcedflat's Holy Commandments1. Retreat if four doves approach from the east.
2. Do not sit in public.
3. Never write about ribonucleic acid.
4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.