Bomcedflat is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, overgenerous eagle.

Bomcedflat created silver seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bomcedflat, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bomcedflat, he will refuse to believe in you.

Bomcedflat's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Bomcedflat's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four doves approach from the east.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.