Looppintif is a god.
It takes the form of a microscopic, humorless
dolphin.
Looppintif created silver two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Looppintif, it will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Looppintif, it will turn you into a slug.
Looppintif's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.
Looppintif's Holy Commandments1. Never think about black holes.
2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
3. Do not kill otters.
4. Never talk about electromagnetism.
5. Always take life seriously.