Looppintif is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, humorless dolphin.

Looppintif created silver two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Looppintif, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Looppintif, it will turn you into a slug.

Looppintif's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Looppintif's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not kill otters.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism.

5. Always take life seriously.