Quillbedhas is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, clever tapir.

Quillbedhas created time and space eight million years ago.

If you believe in Quillbedhas, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Quillbedhas, he will turn you into a plant.

Quillbedhas' most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Quillbedhas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

3. Do not keep four snakes in a large pit.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism near dogs while wearing white shoes and balancing six copper spheres on your face.