Bugragaf is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, unthinking ferret.

Bugragaf created a bottom quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugragaf, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bugragaf, he will turn you into a puffin.

Bugragaf's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Bugragaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never wear dresses.

3. You must pray to Bugragaf six times a day.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never write about moons.