Quimwansad is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, self-assured dragonfly.

Quimwansad created the Sunflower Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quimwansad, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Quimwansad, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Quimwansad's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Quimwansad's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Erect six gold sculptures of Quimwansad on top of important buildings.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

5. Erect a large silver sculpture of Quimwansad on top of all buildings.