Queegvansaf Nulltadsad Dibhudrig is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, merciful camel.

Queegvansaf Nulltadsad Dibhudrig created the planet Jupiter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Queegvansaf Nulltadsad Dibhudrig, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Queegvansaf Nulltadsad Dibhudrig, she will manifest in front of you.

Queegvansaf Nulltadsad Dibhudrig's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Queegvansaf Nulltadsad Dibhudrig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat turnips on fasting days.

2. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

3. Never handle platinum while unclean.

4. You must never eat onions.

5. Always pray immersed in water.