Dumbopxuck is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, caring dragonfly.

Dumbopxuck created light two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dumbopxuck, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dumbopxuck, he will cry a lot.

Dumbopxuck's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Dumbopxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention horses.

2. Do not study the inheritance of acquired characteristics on holy days.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Erect a giant red sculpture of Dumbopxuck in the centre of the settlement.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in white.