Himlapzen is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, annoying owl.

Himlapzen created a Higgs boson nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Himlapzen, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Himlapzen, she will destroy your home planet.

Himlapzen's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Himlapzen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not contemplate dark energy during the night.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always wear blue.