Pasragquat is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, slow bird.

Pasragquat created Africa three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pasragquat, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pasragquat, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Pasragquat's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Pasragquat's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Pasragquat.

2. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always help manatees in need.

5. Feed all hungry foxes.