Carnelnarl is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, blissful beaver.

Carnelnarl created the Sol system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Carnelnarl, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Carnelnarl, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Carnelnarl's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Carnelnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill monkeys.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Retreat if five goats approach from the south.

5. Do not chop down trees.