Bidjabman Godartstip is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, temperamental manatee.

Bidjabman Godartstip created water twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bidjabman Godartstip, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bidjabman Godartstip, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Bidjabman Godartstip's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Bidjabman Godartstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chant in public.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never paint your neck purple.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.