Lidwoddad is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, competent cat.

Lidwoddad created the Milkyway six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidwoddad, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Lidwoddad, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Lidwoddad's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Lidwoddad's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Feed all hungry great tits.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Never eat green fruit.