Davcenjip Gumnuttpak is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, smart duck.

Davcenjip Gumnuttpak created the universe three billion years ago.

If you believe in Davcenjip Gumnuttpak, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Davcenjip Gumnuttpak, she will come to you in dreams.

Davcenjip Gumnuttpak's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Davcenjip Gumnuttpak's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Worship no other gods but Davcenjip Gumnuttpak.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.