Monvanboss is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, compassionate deer.

Monvanboss created dark energy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Monvanboss, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Monvanboss, he will manifest in front of you.

Monvanboss' most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Monvanboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not dye your hair purple.