Bogstragsis is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, benevolent bear.

Bogstragsis created a down quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogstragsis, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bogstragsis, he will turn you into a mouse.

Bogstragsis' most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Bogstragsis' Holy Commandments

1. You must love Bogstragsis.

2. Never think about optics.

3. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Bogstragsis in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never think about gravity near sharks while wearing purple stockings and balancing six titanium spheres on your back.

5. Do not cook food in pots.