Pidappgil is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, thoughtless meerkat.

Pidappgil created the Milkyway three billion years ago.

If you believe in Pidappgil, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pidappgil, she will make you grow a tail.

Pidappgil's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Pidappgil's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not dye your hair magenta.

3. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Pidappgil in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never hurt capybaras.