Himgigsatmum is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, almighty manatee.

Himgigsatmum created everything that exists two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Himgigsatmum, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Himgigsatmum, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Himgigsatmum's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Himgigsatmum's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never feed lots of peas to snails while wearing cyan stockings.

3. Always help dolphins.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

5. Never pour water over plants.