Cunlogvag is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, uncaring chicken.

Cunlogvag created an electron four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cunlogvag, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cunlogvag, she will torture you forever.

Cunlogvag's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Cunlogvag's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Cunlogvag's priests.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cunlogvag.

3. Cunlogvag loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never write about nebulae.